Bach Eyke

"Sawyer Trout, ironically, is the least seaworthy individual I have ever met."

Melancholic, cynical, and bitter, Bach Eyke seems to resent, or at the very least is irritated by, Sawyer Trout. He believes the latter is dangerously reckless, and calls them a "future Darwin Awardee".

He recently moved inland from a very coastal area, and ended up sharing an art class with Sawyer (and Matt).