Bach Eyke

"I'm trying to play poker while you're playing Balatro. Either way, the house always wins eventually."

Melancholic, cynical, and bitter, Bach Eyke seems to resent, or at the very least is irritated by, Sawyer Trout. He believes the latter is dangerously reckless, and calls them a "future Darwin Awardee".

He recently moved inland from a very coastal area, and ended up sharing an art class with Sawyer (and Matt).